We Are Not Men.: how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your...

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel…

bleeding-shortcake:

cade-vs-the-world:

sunshineowl:

legendofkorraholyshit:

cyclopstears:

askthemariobros:

moving-to-koriko:

roymustaang:

letmalikyourbanana:

joshfranchunky:

magazinewineparty:

I played this at 4 in the morning expecting it to be Baby so I could annoy my cousin and I think I woke up everyone I was laughing so loud and my cousin was yelling at me to turn it off bc it was creeping her out.

IS THERE A DOWNLOAD LINK FOR THIS

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER THIS IS PERFECTION

wTF IS THIS I DON’T UNDERSTAND?

OMFG I KEEP LAUGHING

someone take this away from me NOW

Heres the download link

EeeeEEEeeeeNNNnnnnnJjjjJJJjjJjJJJJJJJjooooOOOOoOOOOoOOoYyyyYYyyyyYYYY

sendhelp

forever funny

IT HURT MY EARS HOLY SHIT

iwishtoreportaburglary:

thefamilyphantom:

ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord:

karen-valentine:

chianina:

heyfunniest:

Someone get this guy a fucking medal.

They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.

what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously

I’M SORRY MEN CAN’T HANDLE MENSTRATION

men are pussies

Men are not pussies because they can’t handle having one

tyleroakley:

Potatoes, though… 

They’re like the best.

• mom:  how are your grades this semester?
• me:  mother what's important is that we have health

remember-the-lions:

my mom comes into my room the same way that timmy turner’s dad does

“i’m respecting your privacy by knocking”

“but asserting my authority as your parent by coMING IN ANYWAY”

the-absolute-best-gifs:

gastrogirl:

coffee, biscoff, bacon doughnuts.

stellated-icosahedron:

super-kat:

thatlittleegyptologist:

I don’t think people understand how much this represents Britain right now….

accurate!!

this is fucking gr8