• police:  THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
• me:  not with that attitude

wowfunniestposts:

Sometimes you just need to put all of these on your blog at once.

this blog is epic

fart-sama:

justanothertallguy:

Shit just got real fast didn’t it?

choking

thedarkestglow:

I bet walking in with $1 felt like:

That awkward moment when you’re trying to do a sexy turn but the wind is not helping

model-through-it: